Slightly Inappropriate Questions that We All Need the Answers To
A Poem by Brigid Cooley
Where exactly does the line between "platonic friendship" and "emotionally cheating on your boyfriend with your best friend" lie?
Are babies the product of habitually trying to save relationships that burned out years ago, or is it always love found between the sheets?
What if I don't care anymore?
Why does kissing have to be slobbery? And, follow up question, are all stage kisses really just for show?
John Mayer, was her body really a wonderland, or is that just a line you used to get her clothes off?
If you don't exactly hate Donald Trump, are you still allowed to be a Millennial?
Can you be in love with more than one person at the same time? If you are, does that make you a bad person?
How come movies never show people excusing themselves so that they can use the bathroom? I'm pretty positive that George Bailey and Indiana Jones have to take a crap sometimes, just like all the rest of us.
Asking for a friend, what if the moon landing didn't actually happen?
How are we supposed to build a better world if we keep using disposable razors?
Who authorized heartbreak as an institution, and where do I go to file a complaint?
What if some of us really do fall in love too often, too easily, and too fast?
What if that is the human condition?
Do you think we'll ever know the answers to all of the questions?
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1. That’s why you don’t make best friends with the opposite sex
ReplyDelete2. A bit of both
3. Then this world just got a bit sadder
4a. If u slob then be better at the job 4b. No idea
5. A bit of both maybe?
6. No comment
7a. I think so 7b. As long as your honest about it then your ok in my book
8. Lazy writing or maybe every character in cinema is like me and do not go in public bathrooms
9.I KNEEEEEEEEEW IT
10. But it’s just so convenient tho
11.Probably a MAN, and I suppose u can file it at the SOL (Sh*t outta luck) / Careful who u spoon with department
12. See question 11, how does that saying go “Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, shame on me, Fool me a gazillion times, just stop u can’t be helped, become a cat lady”?
13. Poppycock, that’s life “u are happy or u learn how to be happy”
14. Absolutely, however there will be various answers and various interpretations...in short: No
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I love what you wrote. Not sure if you are really asking these questions or just writing, but they piqued my interest! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteOf course answers are all a matter of opinion, unless you get the answers from God.
Q: Where exactly does the line between "platonic friendship" and "emotionally cheating on your boyfriend with your best friend" lie?
A: When you talk about your problems with your boyfriend to your best friend and not with your boyfriend.
Q: Are babies the product of habitually trying to save relationships that burned out years ago, or is it always love found between the sheets?
A: No rules here. There are way more than only two reasons babies are conceived.
Q: What if I don't care anymore?
A: Everyone feels this way at some point, but you have to decide for yourself what you do and don't care about. (P.S.: You may find your cares changing throughout your life).
Q: Why does kissing have to be slobbery? And, follow up question, are all stage kisses really just for show?
A: a) Kissing gets less slobbery with practice. b) Answer with a question: How many actors have gotten married after acting together?
Q: John Mayer, was her body really a wonderland, or is that just a line you used to get her clothes off?
A: Seeing as how he's never been married, a line probably successfully used on multiple "hers".
Q: If you don't exactly hate Donald Trump, are you still allowed to be a Millennial?
A: Who cares what idiots and fools think about Trump supporters?
Q: Can you be in love with more than one person at the same time? If you are, does that make you a bad person?
A: a) Yes. b) No. You are human.
Q: How come movies never show people excusing themselves so that they can use the bathroom? I'm pretty positive that George Bailey and Indiana Jones have to take a crap sometimes, just like all the rest of us.
A: Do you really want to watch that? Ew.
Q: Asking for a friend, what if the moon landing didn't actually happen?
A: And all the space intel we have is fake? Hmmm.
Q: How are we supposed to build a better world if we keep using disposable razors?
A: I've heard of a bacteria that eats plastic. We can use that.
Q: Who authorized heartbreak as an institution, and where do I go to file a complaint?
A: Chew on this: http://erlc.com/resource-library/articles/what-does-guard-your-heart-really-mean-in-dating (and make the complaint out to yourself!)
Q: What if some of us really do fall in love too often, too easily, and too fast?
A: Same answer as above.
Q: What if that is the human condition?
A: It IS the human condition, and that is why God made rules about it!
I love you lots! Aunt E.